Corpsecrank's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Kronos]

Freaky man I like it!

[Double Dragon DragonsTale]

That is the most raw thing I have seen here on NG in ages. Fucking amazing seriously.

[Contemplate Life]

What?

This movie made me want to kill myself...

nahtanojmal responds:

Suicide is a last resort when you cannot get what you want out of life. When you have no hope left and you still only look to yourself for answers when there are none within.

Proud people desire to kill themselves when they are hopeless, humbled people realise they are doing something wrong and find hope elsewhere.

I cannot change your heart, only offer hope.

[IAMW, Charlie Brown]

LOL!

Dungeon fighter sprites in a charlie brown movie. I can't get past that.

[Salad Fingers Episode 9]

Disappointing

This doesn't feel like salad fingers at all. I actually thought someone else made this when I watched it that is how different this is from the other 8 episodes. Disappointing really because I was excited to see a new episode released and then this is what we got.

Doki responds:

Someone has said exactly that for every episode I have released. Did you really want it to be the same?

[COD Black OPS The Parody]

Congrats

You have effectively shown us all the highlight of your intelligence and ability!

[Do Not Remove]

Dude

That was fucking awesome.

[Contra Rampage]

OMFG

Dude I laughed till my stomach hurt and I missed about 1/2 of it the first time through because my eyes were watering up from laughing so hard. Seriously I haven't seen anything this funny in a while it was great.

[Ninja versus demon]

Dude wow...

That was fuckin incredible. I love the expressions on the characters and the style as well. Do me one favor and never polish the animation it looks amazing exactly how it is.

[Samples]

Yeah

I actually saw this one a few years ago. I was going to say it was stolen but I read the comment and saw that it was not. Surprised that it was not actually lol.

I think the first time I saw this might have been on starterupsteve can't remember though. Either way a classic and cool to see it make it's way here.